Monday, December 26, 2011

2011 Movies I Loved

Tattoo Girl Rooney Mara
Some say I see every movie released. Not true. But I do see most of them.  This year-end list is compiled of "Movies I Loved," meaning, it was worth my time and money and was everything it was hyped-up to be.  


MOVIES I LOVED - in no real order / (*= DVD)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo - I didn't read the book, so the who-done-it aspect was exciting. Fincher's graphic, violent, harrowing film-making combined with Rooney Mara's powerful performance makes me want to see it again.
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - I knew it'd be a fun action flick, but it was over the top, edge of your seat excitement. No denying, Cruise is a bona fide movie star - and at 49, very hot.
The Skin I Live In - Among Pedro Almodovar's best; creepy, twisted with twists, thrilling, telenovela-like. Pretty perfect.
The Help* - an instant classic with wonderful performances
Bridemaids* - the best comedy I've seen in years; Melissa McCarthy is a force.
Crazy Stupid Love* - a lil' sleeper gem
Warrior* - great reviews and no one saw it! It came after the Wrestler and Fighter, but Warrior is damn good
The Artist - beautiful, lil' love note to film making
Super 8* - fun, JJ Abrams flick that was ET meets Stand By Me
Harry Potter* - a great finale to a wonderfully entertaining series.
Being Elmo - inspiring documentary on the guy who is Elmo.


THESE WERE ALSO FUN:
X-Men First Class, Thor, Insidious, The Muppets, Ides of March, Young Adult and Beginners (with Christopher Plummer sure to win an Oscar).


DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE:
Hugo and The Descendants were two big let-downs for me. Hugo is not what the previews are and Clooney's film is not the warm-comedy it's previews are.


I'VE YET TO SEE:
War Horse, Iron Lady, My Week with Marilyn, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Carnage... but I don't think they'll end up on my BEST list.


So, buy a ticket and be Just Like Jerry!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Best TV of 2011

I'm so thankful I discovered this
Emmy-winning piece of brilliance
Yes, I'm a TV junkie. And so I offer you my Best and Not-So-Great TV Choices for 2011.


The 15 Best (in no real order):
  • Breaking Bad - Rough, edgy, killer acting
  • The Good Wife - Best net drama
  • American Horror Story - Twisted, dark, scary, Jessica Lange (!)
  • Friday Night Lights - wrongly under rated but perfect slice of Americana family
  • Grey's Anatomy - Yes, I'm still invested in these characters
  • Modern Family - dialogue so fast, you must watch twice
  • Happy Endings - the best "Friends" since "Friends"
  • Cougar Town - too under rated; very bright w/ great dialogue and wine!
  • Nurse Jackie - such a cast w/ great twists
  • Weeds - see Grey's above
  • Shameless - a dark, out-there, comedy-soap of a "welfare" family
  • *Haven't seen the recent "Damages" on DirectTV (but I bet it's great!)
Honorable mention:
  • Hung
  • The Middle
  • X Factor / Idol
  • Parks & Rec
  • Parenthood
  • Oprah: Behind the Scenes
  • Killing - a cheap finale and that damn rain?! Enough!
Holds promise:
  • Up All Night - aka "The Maya Rudolph Show"
  • Grimm - could be better as a 10-12 week summer series
  • Once Upon A Time - ditto
Guilty Pleasures: 
  • Gossip Girl - outlandish, unrealistic, overacted, but still...
  • Ringer - see above
  • Real Housewives of NY NJ BH - a bit waning but still here
  • Big Brother - best summer TV
  • Tabitha's Salon Takeover - formulaic, but I luv her
  • Desperate Housewives - I can't quit you!
  • A List NY & Dallas - a train-wreck of icky people and I can't look away
Not great this season:
  • The Walking Dead - yawn
  • True Blood - had better seasons
  • Dexter - only as good as it's serial-killer-case
  • Glee - too many characters, stretched thin, over-the-top Lynch
Lost potential:
  • Terra Nova - all the hype, none of the excitement
  • The Secret Circle - witches showing no powers?
  • Harry's Law - shoulda been "The Practice," became "Boston Legal"
Looking forward to:
So tune-in and be Just Like Jerry!

Friday, December 9, 2011

DVDS, Holiday Music, TV 2 Watch:

Buble's Gift For Your Ears
DVD WATCH: If you missed these, catch up on DVD or PPV - The Help, Super 8, Crazy Stupid Love (one of my top 10 faves of the year) and The Debt (with my "movie wife" Jessica Chastaine & Helen Mirren). Speaking of catching-up, the PBS/BBC mini-series, "Downton Abbey" is streaming for free on Netflix - just in time for part 2, which will run on PBS Jan 8th.  Check-out that preview. It swept the Emmy's and co-stars Dame Maggie Smith.  Netflix is cool way to watch old TV.  Greg's nightly ritual is a "Roseanne" episode on his iPad before bed, which prompted my recent dream where my parents hosted a party in her honor and Greg met her and cried.  The most astounding part of that dream: Greg crying....  TABLET READING: Didja know that if you subscribe to physical magazine, most are then available for free downloading onto your iPad?  You get the app, put in the subscription number then "bam," they're there!  I do this with GQ, Vanity Fair and now - just debuted - Entertainment Weekly!...  Wednesday night TV: It's an embarrassment of riches for TV watching on Weds.  On HGTV they do their "guys" line up with Income Property w/ cutie Scott, Property Brothers and the uber hot Kitchen Cousins.  Then the ABC line-up is pretty perfect: the underrated The Middle, the new (and so-so so far) Suburgatory, Modern Fam, and the brilliant Happy Endings - then the irresistible Revenge at 10pm.  Also at 10 on FX, the erie, creepy, thriller American Horror Story - expect Emmy love for 2x Oscar winner Jessica Lange in May.  Also on Weds is the X Factor, which I record and fast-forward through much of it.  I watch this as a TV show - not a "star-making" show.  Idol hasn't made a true star since Carrie Underwood - in 2005 - almost 7 years ago.  Quick - name the last two Idol winners - The Voice winner...?  Anyone?  Didn't think so....  MOVIE WATCH: I was upset with "Hugo." It was just such a let-down.  It gets a "C" from me.  I had fun, of course, at "The Muppets," and give "The Artist" an "A-," with a great score.  New ones: "Young Adult," is getting great reviews, as is "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy."  I'll see 'em both.  And my guilty, cheesy pleasure "New Years Eve," is on my list too....  CHRISTMAS ALBUMS: the best are from the Carpenters, Phil Spector, Manilow's "Gift," and Mariah's 1st one.  Of course, any holiday recording by Sinatra is on the best-list - and I'm adding the brilliant, new Michael Buble set to this "best" along with his great TV special....  "GLEE" is certainly not what it promised to be in season one, but for the most part, their song choices and mash-up medleys are pretty damn good. (The "I Will Survive/Survivor" is great for the gym.)  Their biggest sellers this season? An Adele mash-up, which included a dance version of "Someone Like You," and a song no one knew, called "We Are Young." Recorded and released by NY-based indy band "fun," the Glee version is atop the iTunes chart and putting a spotlight on fun!  Another minor hit of theirs, "All the Pretty Girls," is worth a download too....  HIP HOP GOLD: Will we hear, "And the Oscar goes to Mary J Blige?"  Likely!  If all goes well, she be nom'd for her theme from The Help - and could go up against two tunes from Twilight (from Bruno Mars and Christina Perri) as well as the Muppets and, yes, Sinead O'Connor for "Albert Nobbs."  All of which will prove to be a nice performance seg on the telecast.  And if the Academy wants her there, Madonna could get a nod for her "W.E." theme....  PERFORMANCE VIDEO: Wanna watch the opening numbers from my recent concert with Randall? Here it is!... YES, THESE WORK: When weather shifts faster than a light switch and allergies arise, Breathe Right Strips are perfect for bedtime!  Love love love 'em!...  So breathe in and be Just Like Jerry!  

Thursday, November 24, 2011

THANK YOU (and NO THANKS) - A LIST

Things I'm NOT Thankful For: 

  • Some neighbors - namely two below me and one across the hall - and the loud, 80 y.o. man in the next building.
  • Shania Twain's long absence from album-releasing.
  • That these people aren't on TV every week: Ann Jillian, Carol Burnett, Mary Tyler Moore, Valerie Harper, Faith Ford, Laurie Metcalf, Sally Field, Jackee, Cybill Shepherd, Tyne Daly, Suzanne Sommers, Stockard Channing
  • No comeback for "The Comeback"
  • These people not making good albums: LeAnn Rimes, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Hudson, Nicole Scherzinger
  • The demise of "Glee"
  • Cleaning my place more before and after the cleaning lady than the cleaning lady does
  • Movie tickets over $12.50 - I mean, really?
  • Time Warner Cable 
  • Working-out (which I guess is better than not being able to)
  • I can't find Chewy Jolly Ranchers or Sour Starburst (not the gummy kind) anymore
  • Bad contestants on singing competition shows
  • Oprah ending her show
  • "The Rosie Show" not being on network or syndication
  • Ed Westwick's constant whisper-talk as Chuck on "Gossip Girl."
  • Movie versions of Sondheim's "Company" and "Into the Woods" aren't in production
  • The classic variety show will never see a renewed relaunch - but perhaps Solid Gold will..?
  • The scariness of an election year
  • That Simon Cowell doesn't know me
  • "The View" hosts

Things I AM Thankful For:

And yes... VERY THANKFUL for - my life so far, my health, a roof over my head, bills-getting-paid, my great family, "bestest" of friends and Greg.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Films 2 See, TV Tanks, New Music

January will be SMASHing
Movie-Watch: Ok, here we are, on the cusp of the REAL movie-season... Oscar Time! Here are the ones I'll be seeing over the next week, if not all this weekend!  Lotsa Oscar-buzz for "The Artist," a silent film, yes silent, B&W film that was the darling of Cannes and atop many critics lists as the one to beat this awards season.  Scorsese goes the family-film route with what is touted as sophisticated fare for kids in "Hugo." I'm reading that these 2 films will be the front runners for gold statues.  Once again, Michelle Williams will be nominated - this time for "My Week with Marilyn,"  bravely channeling legendary, iconic Monroe.  While it won't blow up awards season - perhaps some Comedy nods at the Globes or musics nods at the Oscars, "The Muppets," have certainly set the stage for the biggest comeback since Tina Turner!  They are everywhere and I love it!  Kermit is my hero....  TV-Tanks: Two that are off-their-game this season are "Dexter" and "The Walking Dead."  Sleepy and overall "unexciting," these cable shows have the chance to be edgy, thrilling, gory - and yet, there's a s**t-load of talking and virtually no action going down.  The writers planted the zombie-killing-clan on a farm all season, dropped in an idiotic possible-pregnancy and a 4 episode search for girl who better be dead at this point.  As for the murderous Dex, what should be a macabre-sacrilegious-thrilling serial killer hunt, is slow-rolling, uninteresting yawn-fest with sidestepping stories (Trinity "returns," Brother Sam) that were there for no reason.  For what? Character development?  We get it - Dexter's a mess-of-man, struggling to be more "human."  We don't need special additives to show us that....  New Yorkers: Patti Lupone & Mandy Patinkin are on Broadway "in concert," till Jan 13.  An "A-" in EW and 4* in USA Today? Go!... Music-Musts: Mary J. Blige released "My Life II." After taking her in her concert in SF last week, I am still in awe of the Queen of Hip Hop.  Check out her current jam, "25/8."... Hot baldie Daughtry returns and my 3 initial call-out tracks are Crawling Back, Losing My Mind and Rescue Me.... Non-stop hit-maker Rihanna released her latest within 11 months of the last one!  It's as if she saw Beyonce would be taking a pregnancy-pause and decided to jump on the opportunity.  Well, I've yet to take in the full album, but her #1 tune, "We Found Love," is purely infectious and according to Mike, the call-outs are Roc Me Out and Do Ya Thing....  Highly anticipated here: the 2nd album from Adam Lambert. I've read he worships top 40 pop and is working with Nile Rogers (Chic, Madonna, Bowie), so I'm holding out for what could be my summer '12 soundtrack!...   Coming soon: The TV mid-season-season starts shortly with the return of Showtime's wonderful "Shameless."  Newbies set to launch include "GCB" on ABC (in March), a Dallas-set dramedy soap co-starring Annie Potts and Kristin Chenoweth.... Speaking of Dallas, the original "Dallas," gets a makeover on TBS for Summer '12....  And in January, faltering NBC is placing all its bets on "Smash," a 10pm "drama with music" from Speilberg about the making of a Broadway musical.  I need not explain my excitement over this.  I've seen the pilot and, Dear God, please make this show work, be huge and last! Watch the trailer here....  FlashBack:  This popped on the radio the other day, much to my delight. Barbra recorded with her then BF, Don Johnson, this tune from a never-staged-musical, "Goya." The breezy ballad hit #25 in '88.  While there was no video made, take in the delight of a home-made fan-video of "Till I Loved You."...  Are you a Dove or Caress Soap person?  Well, in these winter months, I reach for Caress, before I dress.... So get silky smooth and be Just Like Jerry.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Snow White, Dry Nails, Kim K

"Prince" Armie Hammer in "Mirror"
Snow Battle: In the fight of the "Evil Queens" - Julia Roberts vs. Charlize Theron - the Oscar winners have just had their "Snow White" themed trailers released.  Theron's "Snow White & the Huntsman," seems more serious fare with Kristin Stewart and Chris "Thor" Hemsworth (swoon) in a darker take on the fairy tale.  Mrs. Roberts-Moder is clearly going the comedy route with Nathan Lane as her loyal servant and uber hot Armie Hammer as the Prince in "Mirror Mirror."  They both seem interesting.  I think Theron's will be better/edgier, but Roberts' will get the family box office dollars....  Recent flicks I loved: the docu "Being Elmo," about the man behind the red Muppet and Almodovar's "The Skin I Live In," a dark, sinister, creepy, telenovela-like, outlandish drama that gets an "A+" from me....  I still want to see "J Edgar," but the reviews were just okay, seemingly stalling it's Oscar thrust.  I hope to take in "The Descendants" this weekend - a dramedy from the "Sideways" director about a widowed George Clooney discovering his deceased wife was a cheater.  Something tells me, I'll be taking it in solo while Greg is in another theatre seeing the new "Twilight."  Nope, I don't do those.... FlashBack Jam: The System's "Don't Disturb This Groove."  I was obsessed with this tune in '87, which hit #4 on the Pop charts and #1 R&B.  It was essentially their only smash hit with a few other minor charted tracks.  Trivia: half of the duo, David Frank, wrote Christina's "Genie In A Bottle," and the classic 2000 ditty, Dream's "He Loves You Not".... With "Glee" off it's season-one game and hitting some record lows, I bet those "kids" (Lea Michele) who were rumored to have been exiting the series at the end of this season, wish the rumors were true.  Another one seemingly begging for cancelation is Blake Lively on "Gossip Girl." She's segued nicely into features ("The Town") and is still a tabloid darling, so I sense the series low ratings on "GG" are providing negotiations for her exit, should the CW give it life support.... Dry Season: So obsessed with this new find - The Body Shop's Almond Nail & Cuticle Oil. It's a lil' brush that distributes much-needed moisture to dry, ugly cuticles....  People Mag names Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive.  I swore it was Ryan Gosling's year and while I think Cooper's good choice, Ryry had a better year....  Damage Control: Do I think the now defunct marriage of Kim Kardasian has damaged the "brand." Yes.  Is it fixable? Yes.  Seemingly devoid of any talent, the one great thing she and her handlers have done right is the "business model" of branding of scents and fashions.  The TV show could end tomorrow and her "products" could still rake in millions. (See: Jessica Simpson). However, the sit-down, mea-culpa needs to happen.  She has NO excuse that this is private matter - not when you have wedding TV specials and major media coverage "deals."  I suggest a Katie Couric scoop via her new ABC digs or keep it in the E! family and have Seacrest do it.... Showtime's "Homeland," is still the best on TV right now.... Didja Know!?  I'm nominated for Best Male Cabaret act via Broadway World.  I'd love it if you'd vote for me and Randall Phillips (Best Female). Use multi-e-mail addresses to vote often. It's quite an honor and we deeply appreciate it!  Here's a lil' concert clip.  So vote away and be Just Like Jerry!  

Friday, November 4, 2011

TV Flops, The 1st Idol, Grimm...

David "Grimm" Giuntoli - Yum!
This blogging is more difficult than it seems. For as much wonderful info and advice I have flowing through my mind, sitting down to create the damn thing is tough. But, after a long week off, here I am....  By now, you know I did my concert on 10/30 and had a blast!  We received a stellar review and here's a lil' clip. (A DVD will be coming soon.)  Thanks to all who came!...  TV Watch: Shows I've dropped - Pan Am (unexciting, un-juicy), 2 Broke Girls (juvenile), Terra Nova (action-less; should be on ABC Fam), Secret Circle (never into it really, but even Greg dropped it).   Best: Homeland on Showtime, Revenge on ABC.  I'm enjoying Once Upon A Time (needs to up it's effects budget) and Grimm (with hottie David G). I'm hoping they'll get grittier.  But they are both a lotta fun.  American Horror Story is very chilling and creepy, but I keep having to suspend belief that anyone would stay in that house.  How can they make it last as a series? And Dylan McDermott hasn't been shirtless in two week. C'mon!...  Vocal rest: first John Mayer then Adele, now Keith Urban?!  Surgeries and no music from these acts for months... hope it all comes out well!...  Kelly Clarkson dropped her "Stronger" album.  I worship her! However, I'm only drawn to the up-tempos on this effort - and the guarded-heart, you can't hurt me, you did me wrong songs have to transform into something more mature - as does her overall sound.  As good as tracks like "I Forgive You" and "Stronger" are, they can fit perfectly into her "Breakaway" album from 7 years ago.... Current jam: Lalah Hathaway's "If You Want To" is da jam!  It'll get you going for your day or your night.  Daughter of legendary Donny, Lalah's sultry voice with a flashback 90's vibe will satisfy. Trust. Believe.... Painful TV: Have you seen "Access Hollywood Live," the daytime 1 hour version? Billy Bush thinks he's a gift to the biz.  The whole show is a step away from public access. Yuck.... I'm off to SF next week to take in Miss Mary J. Blige in concert (courtesy of Teen & Deb). MJB is celebrating her 1994 "My Life" album and will perform it all!...  Films: I'll be taking in "J Edgar," (Nov 9) of course - and this weekend we're seeing the doc "Being Elmo."  Yes, it's about the man behind the Sesame Street lovable Muppett.  Also open is Almodovar's "The Skin I Live In," which I hope to see next week.... So "Funny Girl," will now not play LA or Broadway with Lauren Ambrose. They claim money woes - and I'm hoping this means that a film version can come around starring Lady Gaga (an idea implanted in me by Scott Nevins).  I say a movie because there's no way she'll do Broadway.... If you're in NYC and aren't seeing "Hugh Jackman Back on Broadway," please de-friend me in life!  It'll be amazing and I hope they film it!... With the rain in LA, I think it's ok to listen to Michael Buble's wonderful new "Christmas" album, right?... I can see clearly now!  The best glass/mirror cleaner? Sprayway. The. Best....  So spray away and be Just Like Jerry!

Monday, October 17, 2011

NJ Housewives, Kelly, TV Views

Kelly is "Stronger" on Oct 23!
I've been M.I.A. lately because I'm rehearsing a ton for my up-coming concert on Oct 30. Read about it here!...  A guilty pleasure TV viewing is any form of the Real Housewives on Bravo.  The recent Jersey Reunion (and frankly all the reunion specials) makes me realize how horrific essentially all these women, on all the incarnations are.  The all really despise each other - and the combination of bitter jealousy and unintelligence shines through on the Reunions.  Case in point: Teresa. Wow!  She now seems like the kind of broad who will run you over in her car then back up to finish the job. She is unapologetic, defensive, pathological liar, vindictive, viscous and completely not-too-bright. She's vile. It's to the point where you don't love to hate her (a la, maybe NeNe or Jill Z) but actually have deep dislike for her - and don't feel sorry for her financial troubles or dog of husband....  It wasn't until "Dreamgirls" that I fully appreciated all that is Beyonce.  Aside from her vocal ability being its strongest in (and since) that film, she's released perfect singles and her business savvy is something that should be taught in school.  Her best song from her current "4" album is "Love On Top." Start your day with it and all will be happy!...  Am I crazy or do movies kinda suck right now?  Maybe not "suck," but I certainly find I have an urgency to "must-see" them in the theatres.  50/50, Real Steel, Footloose...?  They'll be on Pay Per View within 3 short months.  I'll watch them for $5.  Aside from Ides Of March (an "A-"), I can't recommend or be excited about much lately or "coming soon."  Yes, Greg will drag me to Paranormal 3 next week....  Kelly Clarkson's leaking official tunes from her 10/23 album, Stronger. Here's "You Love Me." I'm diggin' it... sounds like a harder Katy Perry track.  This will be my album of the fall/winter!...  "The Rosie Show" (OWN) is a lot of fun. I genuinely love her. Too bad no one is watching; now averaging just 260,000 viewers.  That's all.  Maybe it's the timeslot?  7P seemed like a cool idea but it still just feels more daytime.  A daily talkshow - not on ABC, CBS, or NBC is tough to gain viewers.  Good luck Ro!....  "The Walking Dead" is back!  It's Greg's favorite on TV.  It's fun, but I'm not a huge fan like he is but, but of course I watch.  "American Horror Story" is IT! Scary, twisted, suspenseful, odd, great cast - Jessica Lange!  It is creepy.  My question, after episode two is, "Why are you staying in that haunted house!?"  Hopefully they'll answer that soon and and I can suspend belief long enough to understand why they'd say.... Urging you again to get into Showtime's "Homeland." They are re-running the 1st three on Sat (22).... "Once Upon A Time" starts this Sunday on ABC.  The modern fairy-tale thriller might lean a little too "family hour" as it's airing at 8P, but it seems intriguing enough to catch me in the beginning.... Rumors abound that "Pan Am," will be canceled within weeks.  I officially dropped it already....  "The Good Wife" (brilliant) is killing the "Desperate Housewives" (getting goofy).  I watch 'em both, but "DH" would have been better returning for a final 13, not a full season....  I'm missing "Mad Men."  Currently filming, I anticipate it'll start airing in March or so, if not, over the summer. Still too far away....  Flashback: Remember this classic from Robert John?  "Sad Eyes" was #1 for 4 weeks in 1979.... Speaking of Sad Eyes: I use L'Oreal Men's Eye Roller.  I feel using ANYTHING on your eye area is important and this is a cool lil' tool.  They make it for gals too.... So, de-puff and be Just Like Jerry.

Friday, October 7, 2011

Revenge, Happy Endings, LeAnn Rimes

Revenge: Soap-up on ABC
I can't beg of you any stronger than my strongest that you please watch "HAPPY ENDINGS."  It is hysterical.  The ratings drop-off after the brilliant "Modern Family" is an astounding 47%. Yup, almost half of the Fam viewers don't stay tuned.  "Happy" is unhappily in trouble and that is maddening!  The whole Weds night ABC line up is just perfect: the Middle, Subergatory, Fam, Hap, and the new guilty pleasure cheesy soap, "Revenge," and I mean that in a good way.  Madeline Stowe is the biggest bitch I've seen on TV in a while.  She's right up there with Abby Ewing and Amanda Woodward....  If you like "Pan Am," you better start to hype it up, because rumors are that it could run its initial 13 then "Good Christian Bitches," (which I'm dying for) will step in.  Pan's ratings aren't taking off (get it?) so the net could make a forced landing (yup) by years end....  Speaking of ratings, let me explain something about your DVR/Tivo viewing.  If you watch a show you've recorded within 3 days of it's initial airing, it counts towards its official rating. Meaning, if 10 million people watch "Pan Am," on Sunday, but by Wednesday and additional 3 million watch it on their DVR, the network reports it as 13 million viewers. So if you love your shows, watch by day 3!  You should also "like" your faves on Facebook. It helps. And, find them On Demand. Most cable outlets, like TimeWarner, repeat Primetime episodes On Demand (or on-line at the net's site) for free the night following their original airing.  I ignored ABC's "Revenge," as did critics initially.  Then some hype was building, so I caught up with episodes 1 & 2 On Demand.  Simple!...  New films:  The Ides of March, Real Steel with Hugh Jackman and the Footloose re-do all received an "A-" from Entertainment Weekly, my bible.  Yes, Footloose. What?  Well, I'm only into Clooney/Gosling in Ides....  Un-shocking: 2010 Idol winner, Lee Dewyze, has been droppped from a restructuring RCA, which has also now disolved the labels Jive, Arista and J Records, moving acts to RCA - and signaling the coming-end of Clive Davis's reign as he created both Arista & J....  Who the hell does your PR?!  Yes, LeAnn Rimes, I'm asking you?  Controversial tabloid darling of late is no reason to release a new album and sell just 9,000 copies in week one.   For those of you who focus on her being a marriage-crusher, I hope you also then don't support Angelina Jolie's work, because Angie caused the Brad/Jennifer break up.  Yes, LeAnn released a more traditional country set, perhaps a misstep as she is more so country/pop, but perhaps a better PR campaign then just "coming clean" with Ellen (light fluff) would have been a better move because the album is getting rave reviews.  In my opinion, the Grammy winner is one of the best vocalists on the scene.... Saving Face: I love Clean & Clear products. Their astringents and Morning Burst facial soap are damn good.  That orange astringent with 2% Salicylic Acid will strip your face - in a pore-erasing good way!... So, clear-up, seek Revenge and be Just Like Jerry!

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Ladies, Gloria, Homeland, Beekman...

Emmy-bound "Homeland" 
Year of the Ladies: With the best films of the year, so far, being Bridesmaids and The Help and with TV finding success with female-driven sitcoms (New Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Up All Night) - and of course, with Adele outselling all, it is the Year of the Ladies, right?  Yet, ladies aren't faring well with their hour long TV vehicles (Charlie's Angels, Playboy Club were DOA and Ringer, Prime Suspect and even Pan Am are waning with Playboy now canceled)....  I've always loved Gloria Estefan - wrongfully & sadly often overlooked and underrated, but she co-wrote her hits (ballads like Anything For You, Here We Are and peppy pop like 1-2-3), so I'm glad she's back with a latin dance album featuring her #1 Club hit "Wepa," with a s**tload of remixes, one with PitBull.  Get it, Glo!... American Horror Story arrives Weds on FX.  Highly anticipated, the spooky, odd show has critics very intrigued in just what kind of audience it'll find, as the premise has been somewhat of a secret.  I cannot wait!...  My vote for the best of the new season so far: Homeland on Showtime! You MUST check it out!  Suspenseful and smart, the CIA/current-war-time thriller is espionage and whodunnit at its best.  I heart Claire Danes - and while I don't anticipate Mandy Patinkin to bust out in tune, I can dream.... I haven't enjoyed the first 2 weeks of the X-Factor, due to 2 hours 2x a week of boring auditions.  But unlike Idol, X is moving faster to their Hollywood Week, known as Boot Camp on X this week, so I'll re-try it and know once they are officially "live," I'll be into it.... Smell this!  I love me a candle and yes those $50 ones are worth it but for us grocery store wick-burning individuals, I go with Glade Clean Linen scent only for 3 bucks.  And yes, I wish they made it in Gain scent....  I admire the Beekman Boys: two gays who moved to a farm in Upstate NY and have since had a 2-year docu series, a lifestyle brand and now, a new book.  Bravo boys! Giving gays a good name....  Flashback: As you all know I love me some R&B.  And the R&B of the 80's was IT!  George Benson turned out Give Me The Night, Lady Love Me (One More Time), Never Give Up On A Good Thing, On Broadway, Love Ballad and this infectious lil' ditty that'll stick with you for weeks, Turn Your Love Around.  And he's got 10 Grammy's.... So jam-on with George and be Just Like Jerry!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

TV Views, Hugh, Broadway Country

Huge Hugh Goes Solo on B'way
It's Showtime!  "Dexter" premieres and "Homeland" debuts on the cable net this Sunday.  "Homeland" stars Claire Danes (!) in what seems to be a heavy, CIA/war based drama.  Not really my fare, but I'll sample it....  TV so far: I'm diggin "New Girl," just picked up for a full season and "Up All Night," because Maya Rudolph is worth it all.  I've yet to watch "Terra Nova," which I read has uber-fake-looking dinosaurs and "Pan Am," which I hear I'll love.  I haven't sampled round 2 of "2 Broke Girls," which was just ok, but I'm excited for "Suburgatory," which shows more promise.  Are you not watching "Happy Endings"?  It's truly hysterical.  I caught the first "Playboy Club," and liked it!  But rumor has it, it'll be the first casualty of the year with "Free Agents" and "Charlie's Angels" to follow.... Notice the lighter segments on the Bev Hills Housewives?  Following the Maloof's to a basketball game proved to have no meat and was likely on the cutting room floor but added after Russell's death.  Other than Kim's apparent boozing-it-up, sadly, this season doesn't seem to foreshadow and real dramz....  Yes, I still watch "Grey's." Yes, it's still great....  Most films out there are getting "B" average grades - like "50/50," and "What's Your Number?," so I'll wait for PPV.  Getting raves: "Moneyball," which I hope to see next week....  Hugh Jackman is going to spend about 2 months on Broadway starting later this month.  Uhm, if I lived there, I'd go every night.  I hope they film it for TV....  Speaking of Broadway, why don't the stars of the Great White Way get it that they will not be pop stars... or country stars?!  The amazingly talented Kristin Chenoweth released a country album last week, which failed to even crack the top 40.  It's a painful collection of bland tunes with cringe worthy lyrics.  Overall, it's painful and like her sometimes "Glee" co-star, Matthew Morrison (also an extremely talented Broadway actor), who released a pop/soft rock album earlier this year, these performers don't get it that - whether they like it or not - we want a Broadway/standards/big band/jazz album from them not them trying to compete with Carrie Underwood or Jason Mraz - so misguided and ultimately an embarrassment of failures....  Gavin DeGraw's major pop-stardom time may have passed, but I'm likin' his current "Not Over You"....  Flashback: Brenda Russell's "Piano In The Dark," still holds up. It's primed for a re-make. Alica Key's please?...  Sting is 60. Just sayin'....  Face it!  I try, once a week, to apply a face mask.  My choice for years has been H20's Sea Mineral Mud Mask.  Extra tip (via Brett): use a small paint brush to paint your face, not your fingers....  So, reduce your pores and be Just Like Jerry!

Friday, September 23, 2011

TGIF - Moneyball, X-Host, RiRi

2 Besties Live in Concert (info at bottom)
Brad Brad Brad! "Moneyball" is getting raves. My review will pop up shortly. I mean, it's Brad. Duh.... As for Taylor Lautner's "Abduction," key syllable "Ab," it's getting killed.  But I don't think I can pass up seeing my TayTay on the big screen (as I avoid those Twilight flicks).  I caught "Drive" with Ryan Gosling and give it a "B+" - it's art-house meets action and I predict Ryan will be People's "Sexiest Man Alive" this year.  Mark it!... TV-WATCH: Well, I'm week two into "Ringer," and I'm on the fence; not in love but not ready to walk away....  As for the "X-Factor," it seems I'm ready to turn it off and return once they go "live."  The audition shows are laborious to watch and Simon still seems bored. Perhaps, Sy, you are so damn rich, nothing can satisfy you within the TV competition world.  As for that host, YUM.  UK's Steve Jones is dreamy.   I caught "2 Broke Girls." Cute enough, but cute ain't enough to hold my interest. I think I have a problem with these multi-cam sit-coms popping up after years of not having them....  TV tonite: Repeats of Up All Night, Modern Family and Revenge run, if you missed them this week.  Also debuting is, "A Gifted Man," on CBS.  Perhaps a bit too CBS for me, (IE Ghost Whisperer/Medium), but I love Patrick Wilson, so I'll try it.  Sunday brings returns of "Desperate Housewives," "The Good Wife," and the well-received "Pan-Am"....  Rihanna's dropping a new album November 21!?  This  exactly one year and 5 days after her current one, which still has a top 10 single out there, "Cheers."  At just 23, since 2005 she's released an album every year, except 2008.  In my opinion, she's yet to top the brilliant ear-candy that is her "Good Girl Gone Bad" album.  Her new single, "We Found Love," is out now....  From a 23 y.o. to an 85 y.o. legend: Yes, it seems Tony Bennett may have his 1st, FIRST, #1 album next week when "Duets II" likely pops into the top spot.  With Gaga, Mariah, Buble, Groban, Carrie - it's all A-Listers crooning classics with TB who can still hit those notes.  I'm just thrilled that these tunes are being heard, perhaps by newcomers - and that it can sit up there with Lil Wayne & Coldplay....  No, I don't have an iPhone.  I need buttons!  I have a Motorola Droid Pro through Verizon.  It does essentially everything an iPhone does. Yes, Greg, it does.  And I'm perfectly happy with it.  A couple fave apps: HeyTell (a walkie talkie messenger) and WhatsApp (a Blackberry Messenger-like i.m. communicator).  Basic texting is so '08.... Did you know I'm doing a show!  Yes, on Oct 30 in Studio City, I'm teaming with my friend of 30-years, Randall Phillips, for a night of duets, solos, stories and GREAT music!  Follow this link here and scroll down for info....  So, please, make your rezzies and be Just Like Jerry!

Monday, September 19, 2011

Emmy's, TV This Week, Warrior

Hot "Warrior," Tom Hardy
EMMY NOTES: Steve Carrell & Laura Linney are wondering, "What did I do wrong?" I'm thrilled Melissa McCarthy won but Jim Parson's again (?) for the most unfunny show on TV? Another shocker was Jon Hamm going home empty handed over the very worthy Kyle Chandler, my personal pick.  And really, "Amazing Race" again for Best Reality Competition? "Idol" has never won and certainly proved itself by bouncing back and reinventing itself a bit this past season.  And I guess I should watch "Downton Abbey," as it swept the movie/miniseries categories, save for Kate Winslet's win.  I think it's steaming for free on Netflix and season 2 of what is technically a miniseries doesn't start until January so there's time to catch up.  The supporting drama actor/actress were other upsets where the underdogs took 'em both.  Yet, Peter Dinklage and certainly Margo Martindale are character actors who have popped up on virtually every TV show imaginable.  And I thought Jane Lynch was perfectly fine.... TV THIS WEEK: "2 Broke Girls" is one comedy receiving raves, so I'll check it out tonight (9/19).  But "Playboy Club" is getting harsh reviews, so I'll pass.  For Tuesday, "Glee" is back and I've watched the pilot for "New Girl," and loved it.  Also for Tues is "Ringer."   Wednesday brings us the over-hyped "X Factor." Will I watch? Yes!  "The Middle" and "Modern Family" return on Weds as well, as does "Up All Night" on NBC, which I found damn funny last week.  No, I won't be sampling "Revenge" on ABC.  Thursday continues to be over-crowded. And this week brings us "X Factor" (again), Grey's Anatomy, Parks & Rec, the Office and the new, well-reviewed "Person of Interest," (CBS) which I'm excited for.  Also on Thursday is "Secret Circle," which seems a bit young, but Greg was into episode 1 last week.  "A Gifted Man" starts on CBS this Friday with Patrick Wilson - reason enough for me to sample it.  Sunday I'll be sticking with "Desperate Housewives," (yes I still love it) and the brilliant "Good Wife." New to Sunday is "Pan Am," receiving some good reviews and I love the setting, so I'm in!  And next week, even MORE debuts and returns.  My most excited newbie, "An American Horror Story" doesn't start on FX till 10/5.... MAGS I subscribe to: Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide, GQ, Men's Health & Details....   FILM: I caught "Warrior" last week- a really damn good film.  I love fight films and this was done extremely well - very intense with uber hot actors!... So, fight on and be Just Like Jerry.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Emmy Predictions, Ringer Thoughts & ONJ

Mad Men's Hendricks with her Golden Globes
The Emmy's air this Sunday on Fox at 8PM!  Yes, we in LA get a tape delay. Urgh!  My thoughts: Best Comedy (Will win/Should Win) - Modern Family. I expect Parks & Rec to take it eventually though.  Best Comedy Actress (Will win) Laura Linney; (Should win) Amy Poehler - She's the only one here who really made me LOL. Comedy Actor (Will win/Should win) Steve Carell - Uhm, he never has. He's leaving. And he's deserved it over champ, Alec Baldwin, at least once before. Comedy Supporting Actress (Will win/Should win) - Sofia Vergara (Mod Fam). I would not be upset if "never-won" Jane Krakowski (30 Rock) won but she should have taken this 2 years ago already. If Betty White snags it, it'll be the evening's upset. I love her dearly but, she doesn't deserve it up against this competition.  Comedy Supporting Actor (Will win/Should win) -  Ed O'Neil, never nom'd, deserves it as the patriarch on Mod Fam.  Ty Burrell is very deserving too though.... Best Drama (Will win) Boardwalk Empire (which I don't watch). (Should win) Friday Night Lights, though it'll never happen.  Drama Best Actress - (Should win) Connie Britton for Friday Night Lights. If you've seen the show, I offer no explanation.  She is underrated, overlooked and overdue. (Will win) - Julianna Margulies will likely snatch it again - and she is indeed wonderful, but I heart Connie.  Drama Best Actor - (Should win) - Kyle Chandler for Friday Night Lights. Read what I said about Connie. Ditto here. (Will win) - Steve Buscemi for "Boardwalk" will likely take it because the show swept the Creative Emmy's this week.  But Jon Hamm has yet to take one.  Drama Supporting Actor will be Alan Cumming (The Good Wife), but I think co-star Josh Charles should win, because his role was beefier this year. Drama Supporting Actress will likely be surprise Good Wife winner from last year, Archie Panjabi, though I'd like to see Man Men lady, Christina Hendricks nab it.  The "movie" categories don't interest me much, but expect Mildred Pierce and Oscar darling Kate Winslet to sweep 'em....  I watched RINGER.  It was pretty predictable and while it fits nicely on the CW, I only have my ongoing-love-affair with Gossip Girl there and I'm not sure if it'll last on my DVR must-sees.  If it picks up and becomes an ensemble night time soap, it may prove to be more interesting than the pilot which seemed focused on Miss Geller.... Flashback: Everyone thinks of Oliva Newton John and goes to Grease or Physical.  But remember this gem?  A Little More Love is so sexy - and just a purely perfect pop nugget.  It hit #3 in '78 and it seems edgy for then, right?...  Polish up: I'm lovin' Pledge Multi-Surface. I use it on my leather coffee table, mirrors and even my iPad screen.  It's safe for all!  So shine on and be Just like Jerry.

Friday, September 9, 2011

New Tunes, New TV, New Films, New Girl...

"New Girl" & Boys
Hot songs: Kelly Clarkson's Mr. Know It All, Beyonce's Love On Top, Fantasia's Collard Greens & Cornbread.  The 'Tasia tune includes the hook, "You (are) better than my mama's collard greens & cornbread," which I find hysterical and genius....  As for Baby-On-Board-Beyonce, I don't want to call her pregnancy calculated (as most are), but the lackluster "4" album seems timely for her to finally take a damn break, not tour and hide the failed CD behind the pending baby.  I say this because she is a power-house work-horse and with no hit single (after releasing four) and the album not being too Sasha Fierce on the charts, I'm glad she's preggers, happy and is having a "forced" vacay (though I really, personally wanted to see her in concert this time)....  I saw "The Debt." I give it a "B+."  It was a nice escape from the LA heat and the performances and twists are worth it.  And my new girl crush Jessica Chastain is in it. She joins Jennifer Garner and Claire Danes on my list.  I just love 'em!...  Another girl crush is Zooey Deschanel, coming soon to TV on Fox's "New Girl." I caught the pilot for free on iTunes. It shows promise and is pretty simple but hysterical with a great cast. It mirrors ABC's "Happy Endings," which is one of my instant faves (back 9/28), but Zooey and her character are TOO adorable....  Publications are issuing their Top New Shows. Two constants are CBS's "2 Broke Girls" and "Person of Interest."  They are both in the top 5 of USA Today, EW, & TV Guide.  I'll be watching and blogging my reviews.  Up first next week: "Ringer" (CW) debuts and "Parenthood" (NBC) returns on Tuesday. "Parenthood" is just a lil' underrated gem of a show - think "My So Called Life" meets "Once & Again" - a family soap with a killer cast robbed of Emmy nods. NBC's "Up All Night" with Christina Applegate is getting good buzz and starts on Weds.  Thursday brings "The Secret Circle" on CW.  From the Vamp Diaries crew, critics aren't embracing but it seems like a more viewer-friendly show anyway - and the only one Greg's interested in....  "Contagion" opens in theaters today (getting a B+ from EW), as does "Warriors," getting  a "B" and starring the hotter than hot Tom Hardy. I wanna see both!... Flashback: will anyone remember this tune?  Lee Ritenour's "Is It You" hit #15 on the pop charts in '81.  Lee plays guitar with vocals by Eric Tagg. It's a perfect pop-jazz ditty when pop radio played jazz-leaning acts like Anita Baker & Al Jarreau.... A moisturizing body scrub? Yup.  Bath & Body Works' Need A Margarita is a yumo blend of sugar-crystals with tropical oils. You'll be silky smooth and smell like a garden of earthly delights.... So scrub away and be Just Like Jerry!  

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Susan Boyle, the CW, Lady A...

SMG back on TV
Susan Boyle's back! I think I like her story - and the fact that she is selling TONS by recording Broadway and standards - than I do her voice, but overall, brava for her. She appeared on "AGT" last night singing a showtune from a musical by the Abba guys and I feel, in the hands of Betty Buckley or Patti LuPone, it'd be even more of a showstopper.  See, SuBo is still not a "performer" or "actress of songs" who should rise up to meet the material she's tackling.  And I've seen her 'do look better. Her new CD drops in November - expect HUGE holiday sales.  Her debut did 10 mill.... Good lord! It's September. which means new TV!  Let's look at the CW.  I don't watch much on here but my guilty pleasure "Gossip Girl," but I'm looking forward to "Ringer"with Sarah Michelle Gellar-Prinze as a twin, playing the sister she isn't, wrapped up in a murder mystery.  Here's a longer preview.  Greg is going to try to lure me into "The Secret Circle," because he feels like it's "Charmed."  I'll try it, but I ain't holdin' out hope.  It's about a young witches coven in a small town... think "Twilight" with witches....  The inescapable song of the moment is Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks." A fun lil ditty with a catchy chorus that, overall, sounds a bit too much like the Gorillaz to be as unique and original as critics are claiming.... I like Lady Antebellum but they are already 3 singles deep on an album that drops 9/13 and none have peaked my interest. I think this is a case of "take a break!" in order to have time to create stellar, not mediocre material....  I love me some Bath & Body Works!  Their anti-bac hand soaps are a steal (4 for $15) and they are smell-o-riffic. New fall scents just arrived though I heart the summer Island Margarita, now gone till next year....  A "Romancing the Stone" TV series? Hmmm? Get the soon-to-be unemployed Eva Longoria, make it a lil darker and you might have a hit....  Remember this hidden gem? A true one hit wonder, Jane Child's "Don't Wanna Fall In Love" still sounds fresh and kicks ass.... Movies? "The Debt" is getting raves across the board. Scary "Apollo 18" opens tomorrow, but with no buzz, so who knows? But if you missed some summer fare, try to find "Super 8."  Hey LA, the Prez will be here 9/26 for fundraisers. One of 'em at the House of Blues on Sunset. Be traffic-prepared and don't post gripes! Just stay away....  Hail to the Chief and be Just like Jerry! 

Friday, August 26, 2011

TGIF - A Silent Film, Streisand, J-Hud, Glycolic Gel

Babs' CD Cover. Yes, the cover.
Oscar talk is beginning as Fall is knocking on the door.  "The Help," is an early one out of the gate (an "A") and this upcoming silent film, "The Artist" will likely be a front runner.  Silent film?  Yes.  It's quite intriguing. Check out the trailer. It'll either be an incredible, touching film-going experience (as it was at Cannes) or it'll be annoying and trying (as Greg will likely think of it.)  I, for one, am open to something different and new - albeit old - and I'm sure the score will be stellar....  "Carnage," is one that I'm highly anticipating. They've just released a trailer of the film based on the Tony winning play, directed by Roman Polanski. Yes, Polanski - with Jodie Foster and Kate Winslet.  It follows four parents in an apartment duking it out over their son's feuding....  I know we get a later east coast feed but with Obama interrupting morning news to warn of a severe weather threat back there, I have a problem with NBC then returning to  the Today Show to see Ann Curry & Co rocking out to Train on the Plaza....  Seems that Barbra Streisand, gunning for a #1 album - which will mean one in each decade since the 60's - will be entering at #2, unlikely to climb.  She did some TV interviews and PBS constantly aired her engaging 2009 Vanguard concert, but without Oprah, she'll only sell around 70k, compared to 180k two years ago.  I know she's Streisand, but TV sells, and she should have done a Today Show spot, even Letterman and made it a true "event" if she wants that #1 crown again.  (And maybe issue an album cover that wasn't shot in her backyard in between gardening.)  Cuts to get from the new one: "I'll Never Say Goodbye," and "The Same Hello."  The album is very ballad heavy and I wished for more tempo-tunes, but it is Babs and we love her....  3-2-GetJennifer Hudson's struggling CD is still issuing singles. The latest, "No One Gonna Love You" is a cool R&B jam in its original form.  But it gets the Club treatment from Bimbo Jones which is great for the gym!... And Rihanna will have a great Fall as "Cheers (Drink to That)" should be pretty damn huge, complete with an Avril Lavigne sample!...  Gym Class Heroes teamed with Adam Levine for "Stereo Hearts," and it's climbing too!  Of course, I heart Adam.... As we move into Fall (maybe after our LA heatwave), I will make an effort to reverse some sun damage with NeoStrata 15 AHA Glycolic gel.  Do not use if you still plan to tan, but this will tighten pores, reduce oil and brighten dull skin.... Wanna great "talk" PodCast? Try the Comedy Couch with Dennis Hensley & Tony Trippoli. It's topical, racy, never boring - and free! They're both my buds and write the "Fashion Police" series on E! with Joan & Melissa.  I love it poolside! Try the one titled "Spew & the Naggler" for an initial taste - where I'm mentioned!... Do all of this and be Just like Jerry!

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

My Top 36 Albums (Basically)

Here are 36 albums I'd have a hard time living without - meaning, if I was on that "Lost" island, I hope these would be with me.  They are in apha-order and I tried to avoid any "Hits" collections as best as I could.


Annie Lennox DIVA
Barbra Streisand YENTL
Barry Manilow IF I SHOULD LOVE AGAIN
Bebe & Cece Winans DIFFERENT LIFESTYLES
Belinda Carlisle LIVE YOUR LIFE BE FREE
Bernadette Peters SONDHEIM ETC
Betty Buckley THE LONDON CONCERT
Brandy FULL MOON
Broadway Cast A CHORUS LINE
Broadway Cast DREAMGIRLS
Broadway Cast SONDHEIM ON SONDHEIM
Carole Bayer Sager SOMETIMES LATE AT NIGHT
Carrie Underwood CARNIVAL RIDE
Cher HITS
Ennio Morricone CINEMA PARADISO SCORE
Eydie Gorme BEST OF
Five Star LUXURY OF LIFE
Frank Sinatra AT THE SANDS
Janet Jackson JANET.
Jeffrey Osborne STAY WITH ME TONIGHT
Jonathan Butler JONATHAN BUTLER
Josh Groban CLOSER
Judy Garland CARNEGIE HALL
Kenny Loggins LEAP OF FAITH
Luther Vandross THE NIGHT I FELL IN LOVE
Mariah Carey UNPLUGGED
Maroon 5 HANDS ALL OVER
Mary J Blige MY LIFE
Matchbox 20 MAD SEASON
Nancy Wilson BROADWAY
Natalie Cole UNFORGETTABLE
Peter Allen NOT THE BOY NEXT DOOR
Robbie Williams THE EGO HAS LANDED
Shania Twain COME ON OVER
Stevie Nicks TIMESPACE - THE BEST OF
Whitney Houston MY LOVE IS YOUR LOVE


Get them and be Just like Jerry!