TGIF - Wiig, Regis, Wells Fargo

Future BFF, Kristin Wiig

Have you seen "7 Minutes in Heaven?"  He's an SNL writer who conducts celebrity interviews in a closet. Check out the one with Kristin Wiig, who really needs to be my best friend.... You know of my love of Kelly Ripa, of course. And while I'm down with many an alter kocker, I'm relieved Regis is "retiring" or at least exiting the show (perhaps 3 years too late).  But my BIGGEST hope is that producer Michael Gellman now leaves too.  How his ego fits in the studio is a wonderment. I think he's lasted so long because he's kept the budget at the 1992 range, so ABC figures, "Why change?"...  When is good customer service overly-good customer service? When you're a Wells Fargo teller. Don't ask me my plans for the day or where I got my watch or "anything I can do to make your experience here better?"  Yeah, leave me alone and deposit my check!  And don't ask me if my roll of quarters is for laundry-day!  It's for my obsession with Ms Pac Man at the local arcade you fool!...  Not that I care, but The Smurfs movie is getting killed by the critics....  Caught Deborah "Debbie" Gibson on GMA this morning looking & sounding damn good.  Didja know I co-wrote this lil ditty with her?   When I vaccuum (yes, picture it), I sprinkle a lil' Arm&Hammer carpet power around. I just wish they'd make a Gain scent, of course.... That's all for Friday! Enjoy your weekend.  I'll be back on Monday and I'll be Just like Jerry. Will you?

Elevators, 3-2-Get, Cowboys & Riots

Beyonce: "Best" Ballad of the Summer

Pet peeve: Elevator etiquette is that you should not run to catch an elevator. In doing so (and stopping the doors), you are only showing those already inside (IE me) that your time is so much more important than others. So, please don't.... Nothing can make you feel better than a Cher playlist. Trust me and try it.... 3-2-Get: Beyonce's "Best Thing I Never Had" is the best summer ballad. Her vocals soar on the Babyface track. And yes, I wanna see her in concert; Dolly Parton's "Together You & I" - smily face track of the season; Nicki Minaj "Super Bass" - if you miss Missy, get this.  Bonus: Brad Paisley/Carrie Underwood "Remind Me" - just cuz I love Carrie.... What's that smell? Why it's my A&F Fierce cologne, thank you.... Taylor Kitch is in "Battleship." Therefore, I'll be seeing it.... Uh-oh. Crazy Stupid Love gets just **1/2 stars in USA Today but an "A" grade in EW. Hmmm?...  EW gives Cowboys & Aliens a C+; USA didn't like it either. I was to attend a screening last night.  Due to this riot (after 2 hours in my car for a 10 minute drive), I did not see the film. Idiots! Get a life!... Gaga performs on SYTYCD and Kimmel tonight.... Debbie Gibson & Tiffany are the GMA Central Park Concert Friday morning on ABC.... So keep your Youth Electric and be Just like Jerry.